bubblybikerides:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@shadowforce25

ironmanstan:

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

flexery:

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

daydreamswife:

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

prideprejudce:

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

micaxiii:

lorelayla:

ekomancer:

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

I love how they’re all size adult standard except the duck that is size adult male

reivenesque:

iron-legion-cyborg:

illicitmemedealer:

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

You mean

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The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)

where-is-the-apple-juice:

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bitbats:

bugsoftbinbows:

watersport5:

…

ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

BABY BOY

good and cute

deathfromabove1989:

sapper-in-the-wire:

sapper-in-the-wire:

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

vivian-cain:

jaysolstice:

ms-glamazon:

createdbetter:

trufflebootybuttercream:

smidgetz:

no-chill-at-all:

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

My god what an adventure

This was a roller coaster

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

this is why i can’t son.

WOWWW